Rise of the e-girl

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Komente: 14 454

  • Bill CIA Wilson
    Bill CIA WilsonVit më parë

    Remember, fellas.

  • Tensai Kodai
    Tensai KodaiVit më parë

    Real talk though: these young men that throw their wallets at random talentless women expecting some sort of romantic compensation need some lessons in self-worth. It is an epidemic. Teach your boys to respect women and most importantly, respect themselves.

  • Onyoh
    OnyohVit më parë

    Pretty sure the OG simp was Mario.

  • James Booth
    James BoothVit më parë

    I'm glad that my parents raised me to be an alcoholic other than a simp.

  • Beep
    BeepVit më parë

    Pyrocynical: * makes fun of simps *

  • Am
    AmVit më parë

    Imagine donating 3000$ to a girl with dyed hair

  • Xavier D
    Xavier DVit më parë

    Pyro: makes fun of simps

  • Crayfish Lord
    Crayfish LordVit më parë

    Pyro this is like super random but I just want you to know that you mean the entire world to me and I love you so much. there's no doubt in my mind that you're the reason my heart is stil beating, in the time i've known you, you have been so good to me and have treated me better than I think anyone else ever has. thanks for letting me fall in love with you these past few months, I haven't been happier in my entire life.

  • Joseph Ancion
    Joseph AncionVit më parë

    "Tell your wife you love her"

  • Ray Mak
    Ray MakVit më parë

    That's a lot of simp money

  • ikusa
    ikusaVit më parë

    Pyro: makes jokes about simps

  • falcon
    falconVit më parë

    Unless a women has one of the 6 infinity stones in her possession I don’t get why people waste money on girls when they can spend it on video game micro transactions

  • Monster _ Lock
    Monster _ LockVit më parë

    "We don't need woman, we just need to game!"

  • a a
    a aVit më parë

    "Don't worship based on gender."

  • XxSlayerOfNoobsxX
    XxSlayerOfNoobsxXVit më parë

    everyone asking “who is neekolul's boyfriend?”

  • Badass BobY
    Badass BobY

    Simp : "You're the Reason my heart is still beating"

  • Jamie H
    Jamie HVit më parë

    On one hand, I'm happy that people are starting to criticise these hopelessly weak spastic men, but on the other hand, I'm upset that "simp" is now such a popular term. I've been using it for years as an abbreviation for "simpleton".

  • Seth Steiner
    Seth SteinerVit më parë

    S- squirrels

  • Rs
    RsVit më parë

    Funfact: If your dad is a simp you're actually a Simpson

  • DRAGNFLY
    DRAGNFLYVit më parë

    "We don't need women, we just need to game."