Ninja's new book is worse than you can imagine

ninja in comic book, how epic will he be

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Komente: 23 431

  • Defective terminator
    Defective terminator

    I feel bad that the artist had to draw this book, hope they got paid well.

  • Ashels
    AshelsVit më parë

    The writing quality of this book is on the level of “If you give a mouse a cookie”

  • Andy F.
    Andy F.Vit më parë

    Imagine being a tree for decades, maybe even centuries, beating the odds of getting cut down. Then one day you finally get cut down only to be turned into an abomination of a children’s graphic novel.

  • George_Spiky_Steppenwolf
    George_Spiky_SteppenwolfVit më parë

    Ninja: dies from fall damage

  • Anna Teruel
    Anna Teruel

    Basically every "fight scene" in this story:

  • Alexander Villagomez
    Alexander VillagomezVit më parë

    Imagine in infinity war where Thanos instead said noob when we snapped his fingers.

  • Killer Bean
    Killer Bean2 vjet më parë

    The only bad thing about this book is that ninja's audience can't read yet.

  • Xenan
    XenanVit më parë

    Imagine spending years in art school. Learning geometry, human anatomy color theory and the culmination of all of that is illustrating a book for a guy who's biggest achievement is playing Fortnite and not be a virgin...

  • Robin Terrazas
    Robin TerrazasVit më parë

    Is ninja aware that The Most Dangerous Game is also the name of a very serious book about killing people for sport?

  • BOOTYMANE543
    BOOTYMANE543Vit më parë

    bruh they just wrote sword art online as fortnite

  • Fidelski
    FidelskiVit më parë

    The dialogue is something I like to call “shroudfusion”. It’s pretty much when beginning writers attempt to write their dialogue to be extremely “poetic” regardless of the tone of the story or the characters speaking.

  • Nice
    Nice

    The other name for ninja's book should be "Sword Art Offline".

  • Rayhan
    Rayhan2 vjet më parë

    Ninja:

  • Merlyn
    MerlynVit më parë

    I know this book is bad, objectively.

  • V. Va
    V. VaVit më parë

    "Ninjer."

  • Dom Torreto
    Dom TorretoVit më parë

    Draco Malloy talks about funny blue hair man

  • TheRealLays VODS
    TheRealLays VODS

    So basically his whole book is just the Sword Art Online story.

  • Artemis Steele
    Artemis Steele

    "Mum, can we have SAO?"

  • Cetheral
    Cetheral2 vjet më parë

    Ninja over here looking like a Naruto Custom Character.

  • Damian Thorne
    Damian ThorneVit më parë

    I forgot how perfect Dio's "GOODBYE, JOJO!" moment was.