Mayo Man's Dark Return...

My long awaited nemesis returns
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Komente: 10 208

  • Pyrocynical
    Pyrocynical

    I livestream now, follow the funny here.

  • Cheng Teoh
    Cheng Teoh

    "seeing Liz get emotion tonight and crying, i see that as a positive"

  • Thomas Pontet
    Thomas Pontet

    Ed looks like the 3D rendering of how people would evolve to survive car crashes

  • Zennith The Folf
    Zennith The Folf

    Ed went from a handsome presentable young man with a sweet mustache and a girthy neck to a neckless dwarf mayonnaise warrior with a mid-life crisis and no dating skills.

  • T.H.E. Gamer
    T.H.E. Gamer

    Imagine your at someone's house and they just say, "Ed get in here and spin" and some small child spins around on the floor

  • PossumT
    PossumT

    Ed's a proud survivor of being hit over the head by a Looney Tunes character

  • Ashe Gaming
    Ashe Gaming

    "It conditions my hair"

  • Arthur TV
    Arthur TV

    big ed's love life is like a car crash you just can't look away from

  • Cynocide
    Cynocide

    Im genuinely scared to see how Big Ed looks like with a neck.

  • monky
    monky

    its genuinely hard to imagine what series of events led to big ed being who he is

  • Boojum_Tree
    Boojum_Tree

    Big Ed’s life is like watching a sitcom and knowing that cringe is going to happen, but you don’t feel like picking up the remote to change the channel.

  • radchoco
    radchoco

    pyro didnt even show the worst of ed's cringe, during the date with ed's daughter and liz, Ed literally says: "wow you two are the same age"

  • bubbleqbay
    bubbleqbay

    “He used to spin on his head like a little cap”

  • Connor Pugs
    Connor Pugs

    Mayo man really did carry early quarantine

  • Le Shifty
    Le Shifty

    He's like a Tesco's own value Danny DeVito.

  • RielleWithAnElle
    RielleWithAnElle

    Pyrocynical's new hair is making him look like a dollar store Draco Malfoy.

  • Trooper
    Trooper

    This dude could make it big as a Danny DeVito impersonator

  • deadlyneko64
    deadlyneko64

    When Big Ed said "you tasted like a peach last night" I felt my dinner, my breakfast, and the orange juice from my 10th birthday wanting to leave my body...

  • Cambam Slam
    Cambam Slam

    Dude should go back to his mustache phase. He looked handsome as fuck.

  • unluckyy
    unluckyy

    “There’s a difference between being charismatic and filling up the dead air with noise” is my new favorite statement, thank you Pyro.